Posts Tagged ‘aunty’

Day 11. Ovulation

In August 2012 on August 23, 2012 at 6:28 am

I’m going to be an aunty!

Baby sister is now well and truly ‘Up the Duff’ (have sent her this book, by the way), with the wee one due to arrive around Valentines Day 2013.

As if picturing your sister in baby-making mode wasn’t gross enough, today she forwarded me an article detailing how factors in human semen can trigger egg release. Yes, my pregnancy-avoiding friends, apparently it’s not just a matter of timing your bonk fest to avoid that middle-of-the-cycle ovulation window. Any old time of the month can mean danger.

Unless of course you’re planning to get pregnant. In which case, my advice to you would be: say goodbye to those traditional reprieve-from-action-days immediately post- and pre-menstruation. Hammer and tongs, all month long.

You know you want to.