Let me check my diary

Sarah: My career does not depend on my looks.

And yet here I am at the salon again, paying through the nose for my grey hairs to be hidden. 

I’m not an Olympic athlete.

And yet I seem to be at the physiotherapist and podiatrist an awful lot lately. 

Oh my goodness, this is why old people retire.

‘Cause they’ve got so many bodily maintenance appointments it’s simply not feasible to work anymore. 

Seriously though, I’m running out of patience on this hair thing.